Barack Obama loves old people. That’s why he called on the FTC to protect America’s senior citizens from telemarketing scams and identity theft.
Why is Barack Obama so loveable? I can’t get enough of him. I feel like he would do anything to help anyone. Why stop at contacting the FTC about ID theft? I wouldn’t be surprised if Obama climbed into a van and shouted his social security number on a megaphone in solidarity with id theft victims like that guy from the LifeLock comercials.
Obama also took on the IRS. He’s the Superman of Illinois.
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