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		<title>Barack Obama loves old people</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barack Obama loves old people.  That&#8217;s why he called on the FTC to protect America&#8217;s senior citizens from telemarketing scams and identity theft. Why is Barack Obama so loveable?  I can&#8217;t get enough of him.  I feel like he would do anything to help anyone.  Why stop at contacting the FTC about ID theft?  I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=standupinyourchairs.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2583868&amp;post=5&amp;subd=standupinyourchairs&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Barack Obama loves old people.  That&#8217;s why he <a href="http://obama.senate.gov/press/070521-obama_calls_on_9/">called on the FTC</a> to protect America&#8217;s senior citizens from telemarketing scams and identity theft.</p>
<p>Why is Barack Obama so loveable?  I can&#8217;t get enough of him.  I feel like he would do anything to help anyone.  Why stop at contacting the FTC about ID theft?  I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if Obama climbed into a van and shouted his social security number on a megaphone in solidarity with id theft victims like that guy from the <a href="http://lifelockblog.com/">LifeLock</a> comercials.</p>
<p>Obama also took on the <a href="http://obama.senate.gov/press/070409-obama_calls_on_7/">IRS</a>.  He&#8217;s the Superman of Illinois.</p>
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		<title>Michelle Malkin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:52:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michelle Malkin had a great response to the question posed on whether Bill really was the first &#8220;black president&#8221;: He should have said, &#8220;that depends on what your definition of &#8216;black&#8217; is. Really, I thought Obama&#8217;s answer was great, although I&#8217;m always surprised when he uses the word &#8220;brother.&#8221; You&#8217;re in the senate, Barack. Have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=standupinyourchairs.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2583868&amp;post=4&amp;subd=standupinyourchairs&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://michellemalkin.com/2008/01/21/sc-democrat-debate-punch-judy-and-silky/">Michelle Malkin</a> had a great response to the question posed on whether Bill really was the first &#8220;black president&#8221;:</p>
<p>He should have said, &#8220;that depends on what your definition of &#8216;black&#8217; is.</p>
<p>Really, I thought <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzkJGJaR7bw">Obama&#8217;s answer</a> was great, although I&#8217;m always surprised when he uses the word &#8220;brother.&#8221; You&#8217;re in the senate, Barack. Have you really ever used that word?</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong. I wish there were more brothers in the Senate. I just don&#8217;t feel like it&#8217;s a word that&#8217;s thrown around too much. But what do I know? We should ask the two black people in the audience during that question&#8217;s taping, as the cameras immediately zoomed to their faces after Obama deadpanned the joke.</p>
<p>Obama answered this one with poise, and brought it home with a joke in the end. Not an easy feat, especially when a question that is borderline insulting is thrown at you as the cameras are rolling. I wonder what went through his mind.</p>
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